Amazon Cookie Makers

There are these woman on my floor that I think are decended from amazonian woman. They dont work in my office they work on the other end of this floor for some other company. I think they work for a deposition company but I think all they really do is bake cookies all day. It smells like cookies on our floor ever since they moved in. What sucks is they never have offered us any even though they see us every day and they have to know we can smell those delicious things. Anyways they are at least 6 ft. tall and I would not want to get in a fight with any one of them. I am sure they could take me out. OMG!!! How freaky as I am writting this blog one of the people that works at that place came and brought us cookies! It wasnt one of the amazons though, sadly they do have normal size woman there too. I would love it if it was just a group of amazons only working. But its ok because the amazons seem not so friendly. They have never smiled or tried to say hi. I guess thats what the regular people are there for. Anyways they do make good cookies.

Emergency Defibrillator

At work we recently put in a emergency defibrillator. Every time I see it I giggle a little inside. The thing is in one of the kitchens but its in this huge case and here is the kicker, it has a red ambulance light on top of it. I picture an alarm going off if you ever open it to help someone. I don't get it, why would you want a red alarm light on there?? Is it important for every nosey assistant to come running when they hear it. If I leave this place I am going to open it to see if the alarm goes off.