Emergency Defibrillator

At work we recently put in a emergency defibrillator. Every time I see it I giggle a little inside. The thing is in one of the kitchens but its in this huge case and here is the kicker, it has a red ambulance light on top of it. I picture an alarm going off if you ever open it to help someone. I don't get it, why would you want a red alarm light on there?? Is it important for every nosey assistant to come running when they hear it. If I leave this place I am going to open it to see if the alarm goes off.

Knitting

I took up a new hobby. I know some people are going to give me shit for it but I don't care. This week end my friend Heather took me (and Kirk) to the Whistle Stop in Golden Hills, we had a beer and she showed me how to knit. We spent about four hours there drinking beers and learning the basics of knitting. We totally had a blast and we are going every other Sunday when the knitting people go and have beers and knit. There was only one other male knitter there and he told Kirk and I to please come back so he wouldn't be the only male. As of Monday I started knitting a scarf.... an oversize scarf. It pretty wide and going to be pretty long. I didn't realize it was going to be that wide when I started it but now I just feel like it looks like something that would be in winter fashion week. lol. Maybe I am just trying to make an excuse for it being so wide. Hey everyone always says bigger is better so I will go with that's. So now as I watch the boob tube at home and when I am bored I will be pulling out my knitting and working on that. I am very excited, I wonder who will get the first ever original Ely scarf. You know you want it!

Random Spouter's

Don't you hate it when you are just sitting there reading crap on the Internet and someone is also doing so in the same room and has to spout out a bunch of useless information they obtain from online?? So uncalled for and not needed. You would also think that after being ignored whenever you did it means no one cares, but no some people think this is just a sign that they should spout out more and more useless crap. Why is it so hard for these people to shut up?? Is it really that hard to be quiet?? Maybe it is for them, either way I want to tell them to shut the F*** up! I know its not nice but its what I really want to do.

Accomplice in a dream

My friend had a nightmare last night. In her dream we plotted to murder this lady because if we didn't kill her she was going to kill my friend. So here is the long story short format of the events of the murder. I pull back the lady's head as my friend stabs her, Cory has made a spray that erases all traces of evidence. Our coworker comes and gets us in his truck and takes us to the Chicken Shack to work so we have an alibi to what we did that day. My friend calls work and tells her boss what happened and needs her husband to take care of the body. They flee to Mexico because they don't trust the government. We go back to work the next day and another coworker comes up to her and says "So, I hear you like killing now." She wakes up. lol. What a crazy dream. I have not had a freaky dream like this in a while. I cant stop thinking and laughing about this. I mean it was weird about the murder but I cant stop laughing when I think about going to work at the chicken shack as an alibi. I guess its what you do when you are an accomplice.

Post Art Test 1

Last night was our first real test in my art history class. We had a pop quiz over a week ago. on just one chapter but this was supposed to be our first big one. I have been worried about it for the last week, actually ever since he told us that it is the hardest test we are going to have for this class. How do you ever feel confident when you hear that??? I guess its OK, at least we knew what we were in for. I feel confident that I did better than my quiz, but it does not take much to beat that grade. I think all my class really felt stupid after that one. I guess I wont really know if I did well or not until Thursday when he gives them back. So if I am having some scotch and crying you will know why. I can at least say that I have not given up and since this is the hardest test I can only get better.

New Lint Resolution

Yes lint not lent. I am not religious so I choose to celebrate lint. What is lint??? Duh, its the stuff you pick out of your belly button or the stuff that is in the dryer. Anyways I decided that for lint I was going not drink. So I have officially kept it up for one week! Yay for me!!! It has not been as hard as I expected it to be. Its just wierd because everyone else finds it odd. I guess everyone is so used to me out drinking everyone that they find it odd that just stopped. It has been fine though noone has been on my case to have a drink so it cool. I told my friend Kurk and he said that I shouldnt cut it all out. That most of the sugars and calories are from Beer and mixed drinks. A glass of red wine wont hurt me lossing weight. Apparantly he just thought I was doing it to loose weight. Thanks for reminding me I need to loose weight. LOL. We are also supposed to go to a margarita brunch on Sunday. I brought it up and did not think about it until after that I am not drinking. I mean really is brunch brunch without the cocktails??? I dont think so. Maybe I will cancel and change it to breakfast. Oh and I have been totally craving sweets. I think its because I am not drinking, every peice of candy or cake is soooo tempting. Well I will see how long I can go without.

People Come And People Go

It sucks when you get close to someone and then you know that you will no longer have them in your life every day. My coworker Melissa's last day is tomorrow, and even though I give her a lot of shit I am going to miss her. I hope she knows she can still call me when she is in need or just to chat. Its going to be weird not being able to tell answer your mom to all her questions. Also Charlie is leaving this week end to move to Atlanta. I have just started to get to know Charlie, but it sucks to have such a great guy move away. Man tomorrow is going to suck. I have been overly sentimental about weird stuff lately and I feel like I may cry tomorrow. Going to have to calm myself down, just tell myself don't be a little bitch, don't let them see you cry. lol.