Giving Bad Directions

Sometimes I get evil thoughts in my head that I want to act on. Today I was walking to get lunch when I saw these two girls looking at the bus map trying map out their ride, definitely they were tourist. I had this urge to go up to them and ask them where they were going and make up some bus numbers and street names and send them on their way. All day I would have been able to wonder where they had gone and how lost I was able to get them. I could not do it even if I really wanted to. I am certain they got lost anyways, they looked like they would.